HEAR THE THUNDER

The Fortress was full of activity that night and for many other nights following. Finally, they settled on a plan. "We'll monitor the mission from here," said Matthew with a laugh. "As if we had a choice," Luke finished with a mirthful but a hint of bitterness laugh. Mark nodded. "I am sorry about. . ." Both waved aside his apologies. "If we hadn't died, we wouldn't have this headquarters," Matthew pointed out. The others all nodded, then each pair joined hands and gave a wave of their free hands, causing a lightning bolt to engulf them and when each was gone, so were they. "Well Matt," said Luke, turning to his beloved. "It is nice to have living company, but it is also nice to be alone again at last." "Except for the actual "boy"" Matt pointed out, since he was staying there in safety for a long time, he had hinted probably permanently, since no one judged him there for being who he was made to be but he was too young to be an actual Thunder Boy and single besides. "Yes," said Luke. "But he said he was going to sleep a while, and his bedroom is at the far end of the fortress." "Are you suggesting what I think your suggesting, Luke?" asked Matt. "Only what you already were, Matt," Luke pointed out. Matt smiled, then unbuckled Luke's belt and pants as Luke unbuckled his. "Stick it up my snout, Luke," said Matt. "My nostrils are big enough even for yours, even erect." The moment Luke's very large penis started ejaculating up Matt's even larger right nostril, having started spraying even before he even got there, but as they had told their guest, the walls absorbed it all, there was a tremendous clap of thunder, four times louder than either had ever heard before. * * * "What was that?" asked David upon hearing it even from where he and Samuel were, halfway across the. . well, who knew really, how far from the fortress they were, since it was not exactly a geographic and physical place, that could be reached by ordinary means. "Matthew and Luke must be making love," said Samuel. "That is the only way that we could 'hear The Thunder' like that." "A sickening thought that," said a mean voice behind them. They both turned to see Michel Fredric, the most ultra right wing preacher there was,standing right there. "You're time of reckoning is at hand," he declared., pulling out a rifle and a whip. "No," said Paul and Tim behind him, riding in on their own Bolt of Thunder. "Your time of reckoning has come." Michel whirled, shooting at Samuel and David and cracking his whip at Paul and Tim. The bullets dissolved before they even neared David and Samuel, and Thunder Bolts from all four corners made quick work of the gun and the whip as well. "Hear THE THUNDER!" cried all four Thunder Boys. "Your time is over!" "God will punish. . .Michel began. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning that none of them had thrown, but which came from far above, from a completely blue sky, struck right where he stood, killing him and incinerating his body instantly, but leaving everything else green and intact. "I guess that's The Almighty saying that no one should presume to speak with God's actual voice," said David. "I guess so," said Paul. "Next stop, The Republican Convention." All four nodded, threw their bolts of Thunder after each couple joined hands, and vanished. * * * "Luke," said Matt. "You're going to have to move to my mouth, even my snout's enormous nostrils have had all they can take, both of them." Luke nodded and moved his exceptionally large penis, the ejaculation increasing as Matt's nostrils widened even more, growing to nearly twice the width of his face. 'How much do you have?" Matt asked wide eyed and mouth agape. "I ran out an hour ago." Luke smiled, said nothing, and intensified his ejaculation fourfold. STAY TUNED FOR THE CATACLYSM AT CONSERVATIVE CENTRAL, COMING SOON TO A THUNDER BOYS BLOG NEAR YOU.